Its kinda awkward hearing him say the food taste like ass considering what he did last night.
Woke up to the sound of my own moans coming from the tv....evidently it was videotaped.
Dude. I legit missed class because I got too engrossed in the porn I was watching. Also I need to figure out how to get as flexible as these chicks. Some of the positions they do are outrageous.
Nvm, he just almost drank his drink from last night, his drink that has the condom in it. Kinda answers my question.
It's been this way for a few days. I had chick fil a on Friday so this could be an attack from the Gay Gods as punishment.
my head feels like a yellow yolk spinning in a circle at the bottom of the bowl.. i may have a concussion, love auto correct
I was jerking him off and in two seconds he went from "oh yeah that feels good" to "what day is Thanksgiving again?" and then back again. Like wtf.
Dude...are you really going to start sexting during our friend's memorial service?
He told me to tell my ass that he loved and missed it, and even though he hasn't known it long, it might be the one for him
When a guy asks for your ig but you already know his blood type, social security number, & mother's maiden name.
He's perfect in every other way. Is buying him a cockring too forward or just honest?
I think the moment she woke up butt naked on a mattress with her phone still on her face was the point she knew last night was fucked up
I'm just hitting the tip of the iceberg on accents for this trip...so basically my panties are done for.
I asked him to have birthday sex with me via xbox live
All three of the bartenders here have screwed my boss, so he's definitely gay. Unfortunately for you he seems to have a type and you're not it.
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