Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
I really wish I didn't have to wear pants this is ridiculous
his dog just threw up on me too. its like im a throwup magnet to that family.
Went to use to bathroom and walked in on karaoke. Two girls singing "a whole new world" to each other in the shower. I'm gonna miss this place in the summer
Housing came buy and confiscated our shopping cart :(
Please call me back as soon as your phone is charged, if you die tonight I don't want the last thing I said to you to be "I just farted a little"
In hindsight, the torn ligament in my knee is probably the fault of the ginbucket and jager bombs starting at 3pm. I guess I'll stop blaming it on you.
Our suitemates are shrooming again. I left a less colorful dress hanging on the door, change before you come in because purple is making Maeve cry.
He barely got in the door before she began to shriek like a banshee and punch him. His rainbow wig is still hanging from the front porch as a "warning to all other clowns".
I also told the pizza delivery guy that he smelled good. I must be ovulating.
I just smoked weed with my physics professor. Tell me how my life is this.
I just thought you should know.... I am fully committed to being a ho this summer
You gave me the best orgasm of my life. I'm buying you a house
For future reference, when he drunkenly screams "YOUR MOTHER SUCKS COCKS IN HELL," he means that he's about to throw up. Invest in a bucket.
So, just how hungover are you?
Not at all, surprisingly.
That has to be your X-Men power.
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