when im bored during the day i often think, what do people who dont get high do with their day.. i came to the conlcusion that everyone must be getting high
I've been thinking and really it's a miracle I haven't had an STD yet.
if hell is full of stilettos, fake tans, bleached hair, overused make-up, drawn out s's and blatent bitchiness, then i'm in hell right now.
Lol welcome to greek life
I just walked by a party bus on my way to study. God hates me.
ur roommate just sent me a pic of us fucking. i'm not coming over anymore.
thank you for letting me use your house as a brothel.
After the nose/jizz incident i think our relationship can handle anything.
it's a drink the shower water kind of morning ...
I normally need adult supervision or a babysitter, but I refuse to let someone keep me from making irresponsible and wrong decisions at the bar on my last bday ill ever have in texas
at least I have the sex noises of his roommate to entertain me while I wait for him to wake up
When you get home...find me in the shower. Only safe place at the moment.
I'm pants less watching buffy the vampire slayer drinking rum. I'm not that hard to impress
Ordered a pizza stoned. The guy handed me my pizza and I tried to pay him by handing him back the pizza.
What are best friends for?
Picking your clothes up from a one night stand you had nearly 2 months ago
When campus security rolled up he stole their car and drove it like 100 feet. Then he walked up and gave back the keys because it was a hyundai.
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