she looks like someone took a bunch of spare parts and glued them all on one face. it's quite horrifying.
It was all fun and games until Tim shit on the end table
I look like a poor person in the cast of Gay Oliver.
New beer pong partner names "Bus Boys" ... We clear tables
Honestly, your dog is in better hands with that homeless guy.
this kid is using one arm to help his buddy with a keg stand, and the other arm to hold up the chick he's making out with.
Idk he's just laying there passed out with a French fry up his nose and without any pants on. Boner and everything.
She is sending me pics of her sex faces...which totally counts as sexting in my book
You coulda licked the floor this morning and got drunk.
Its a sick, sad, world when parents get more ass then you.
No man. Everyone needs to shit off a roof, at least once.
It's 3 am and I'm buying cat food and batteries for my vibrator. Good thing I shaved my legs for this.
UHG. i just want to have hot lesbian sex and eat pizza with you.
how do you know everyone's mad at you?
I just woke up feeling shameful
its official, you're fucking me on my lunch break. the only thing I want in my mouth is your dick. pick me up at noon.
want fries with that?
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