god I hate her. why can't she just fuck and leave like a normal slut.
last night this guy was hitting on me by showing me the famous people he had in his contacts on his cell... when he asked me if i knew lindsay lohan, i said "whose that? sounds asian"
Eating meat and looking at porn while roommate is at church for Ash Wednesday. Win.
i hate this class. from the way they're all staring you would think they've never seen a girl in basketball shorts, heels and sunglasses.
lets grab drinks (in a friendly, not super awkward because ive eaten your ass kind of way) sometime soon
wow.
I'm drinking vodka out of a coffee pot. and i'm not even mad about it
I can feel the alcohol in my calves
I'm buying drugs in the library...And it's not even finals time. What has my life become?
Aww. I feel like I need to kill a puppy just to make room in the world for how cute you are right now
I brought a guy home then decided no. Took him back to the bar and said "I'm going to drop you where I found you. Have fun"
Geez don't go to a bar for a few days and everyone freaks out.
As long as he continues to be our subleaser and continues to fuck me, I think it's acceptable for me to steal a piece of bread here and there.
Asking for a friend: is it frowned upon to eat pizza while you materbate or does it just mean you are fantastic at multitasking?
His PENIS is so fucking big that I always use caps, out of respect.
When we were fucking he called me by his moms name then after we were done told me to call him. He's not receiving a call... What if his mom picks up?
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