Im going to bring a boy home tonight, and not tell him that I have my period. So when he tries to fuck me, I say no, and look really classy. Then he thinks I'm marriage material. So I give him head.
Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
would it be rude to tell a homeless man that he should sell the lebron jersey and brand new nikes he's wearing if he's really that hungry
If it makes you feel better, I doubt anything could survive in your uterus.
In the hospital waiting to be tested for the first uti of the school year....I'm BACK BTICHES.
The first thing they saw when they walked in was all four of our std test's hangin on the fridge....i'd be worried if they didn't think we were sluts
you were cooking a hot pocket with a grill lighter what did you want me to do
you proceeded to scream out that it's your birthday to everyone who walked by before you collapsed in the middle of the street. happy 21st birthday to you.
You will receive a large, large reward, worth much more than the actual phone you are holding, paid not only in cash but in sexual favors, if you return this phone! Please respond if you're interested in cash/sex/or just being a good person. Thanks and hope to hear from you soon!
I'm not gonna lie; I was dosed with mushrooms and am eating pickles with a guy in all white. It's weird, but I'm down. Help.
she said i was like a little lamb and she felt bad for luring me into her den of sin. then she blew me.
Being a virgin isn't supposed to be this easy for you.
Being drunk is way better. Seriously, I just licked your brother to make sure my spit was actually real.
We don't have the same problems as normal people do we?
Sensing a theme here
If alcoholism is a theme, yes.
He offered me my choice of the Abe Lincoln or Ben Franklin dick pic.
Randomize
