I cant help but queef when the male extremity enters
What is a male extremity?
i didnt realize it was that long since you've had sex
For the whole 7 seconds I lasted, I was in heaven.
it was like my fingers were behind enemy lines
whats a positive sounding word for "exploit"?
No.. It's totally over.. He deleted the poke I sent him.. That makes it official.
Hooking up with him would mean my type has officially become... drug dealer.
He made me write my name on his wall in crayon so he'd be able to remember it in the morning
I walked into your room and you had fallen asleep smoking a cigarette. You just had the butt in your mouth with ash all over your face.
Can you come get Dustin he's putting taco bell fire sauce on cigarettes trying to light them again.
We were destined to go to rehab together
And anyway at least being paid in opium makes a cool story
You can tell by the way he cuddles that he's got mommy issues
They think I'm one of them. I'm about to get drunk in a Santa suit and bust down the door singing Christmas carols.
you started putting peanut butter on your pubes.
Have you actually looked at the corn flakes box? I don't think the rooster has a soul.
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