i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
whatever sunny in Philadelphia does on Thursday nights, I'm doing all weekend.
you freaked out because you thought your face lotion was cum in a bottle
When you wake up, I have rum and am in town
I could hear his roommate in the background imitating my sex sounds...
he keeps trying to sext me and all I can do is respond with descriptions of what im eating.
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
He stole the megaphone off an ATM then we drove around so he could tell people not to jaywalk.
My addiction to golf is getting out of hand....I just caught myself swinging my dick like a putter while peeing.
I went to the bathroom, came back, and my friend was sleeping leaning up against the stripper pole.
He's the conductor of the struggle bus
I RODE THAT FINE PIECE OF STRUGGLE BUS
The guys are trying to figure out my orientation....think theyve settled on "drunksexual"
He has blue eyes of sex and i am powerless against them
Doesn't tell me where my computer chair went but good to know
I'm told I threw my cigarettes at the TV one by one Shouting about the cast of Community.
The sex was so good I feel like I could run a triathlon, hit big at the casino, and defeat ISIS.
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