Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
With sake I got over my irrational fear of seafood. Now I just fear sake.
he came and i only had my diet coke to rinse.. can you say coke float?
so he tried marking my clit with a sharpie so he could "find it again next time".
The mexican place next the the funeral home has dollar margaritas, our grandfather would want us to act on this... trust me i know.
Nothing like studying in the College of Communication to make you realize how smart you are.
Saw an eatery called Rusty Taco. That sooo could be me.
The forest. Magic mushrooms. Wind trees leaves sky. That is alll.
All three women i have fucked in the past week are here in the same bar. Gameface, go.
Gonna go for any of them?
Thursday night girl, but friday is watching and tuesday is serving us.
My only downfall is that I can only take shots in twos.
I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
Also. This Ativan makes me feel fearless. I think we need an exciting new hobby for when we take it. How do you feel about ghost hunting?
Sorry I invoked the "everyones getting smacked including myself policy last night"
Want to do me the honour of waxing my legs again before I go to Mexico? I feel like it's a tradition we shouldn't break.
First you stole a hockey stick out of the nieghbors yard and claimed you were moses leading his children home. Then you led us around the same block twice before I called the cab
Randomize
