stupid gm bankruptcy made me miss the showcase showdown
Those cock suckers. We need to know who's winning the hot tub and the vacation to the alps
why are there post-it notes all around the apartment labeled where you guys had sex and in what position
Mom is telling us about the time she drank her own breast milk. Help.
I miss Michael Jackson so much sometimes
just convinced someone I was a virgin. I love when people don't know me.
It's been five and a half years since she and my brother stopped dating. I feel like that's a long enough grace period. Going for it.
i'm just sitting here going through her tagged pics, covering up different parts of her face to try and figure out exactly what it is that makes her so ugly.
Because of him my new motto is "Keep calm and fuck a guy with a beard". Yes, I am serious.
I'm sad we weren't friends when I went through my "I like drugging my friends" phase
I feel like there's no sexy way to pull 12 condoms out of your bra.
he just exposed your dildo usage to the table.
Is it inappropriate to match with someone on tinder just to ask if the friend in his profile picture is single?
There are condoms rolled onto each bunny ear of the ears I was wearing last night
Driving, getting head and talking to your boss on the phone is not a good combination. I nearly died
thank you for the vibrator recommendation, i've come six times today and it's only noon
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