: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
I mistook a propane tank for a keg.
I want to make a porn site called "girls with daddy issues"
As a female I reserve the right to put my ipod in my cleavage because I have no pockets and not get judged by other girls right??
come onnn, where's your sense of adventure?!
I left it in that guy's dorm room.
I told him to keep his feelings in his pants because they're annoying and to just fuck me.
Scary truckers and hobos. These are the men I attract
He was just lying in his underwear like a present. I had to unwrap it.
You left me alone with nothing but donuts and my thoughts.
Your the only person to come back from spring break with a non std related infection
Yay! Also. When you're coming down eat waffles and touch yourself. You won't regret it.
I just woke and boke and made apple pancakes. I'm kicking Monday in the dick.
Just please don't close your legs while I'm down there again. I don't want my death to be labeled as "Head crushed while giving an individual cunnilingus".
THERES A FUCKBOY IN MY PERSONAL SPACE
GET IT AWAY FROM ME IM ALLERGIC
right now I am washing the alcohol and shame off from last night
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