her vagina probably looks like a grenade went off in a deli
He said he used to draw on the walls with poop when he was a kid.
Thats cool. we found a cat INSIDE a coke machine.
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
There are walks of shame and then there are walks of what the hell is wrong with you.
The guy that just projectile vomited over the balcony is now going down to find the pill he just puked up. He said he wasn't about to waste $15.
Need a travel agent to tell me which countries in Asia have legalized prostitution for New Year. Fireworks would be cool too.
When you gave the girl your number the fat girl was like "take mine....here please take mine"
MEET ME OUTSIDE YOUR HOUSE IN THREE MINUTES. BE DRUNK. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
I just creeped on air mattress guy's facebook and discovered his ex is the trifecta of evil: tiny, cute, and blonde.
Well I don't think you can suck his dick while he's making pizza. I think that goes against some health codes.
Why are you taking pics in the bathroom with the plunger? I mean you still look hot and I'm totally going to wack off to it.
Well if you don't want to be kicked out before last call don't I would suggest stop drinking whiskey and don't call the giant bouncer with the neck tattoo "princess"
I needed to bring way more fireball to class to match this professors intensity
He updated Facebook... "Got a new phone today." WHAT ABOUT THE FUCKING KID YOU HAD?!
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