I told him I was prego. He asked coul we do it without a condom now since I cldn't get any pregnanter. What an a-hole.
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
If I die and they 'assume' it's natural causes, just go with it.
you know it's the perfect hook up when you don't have any friends in common with his girlfriend on facebook.
She posted on her FB that he moved out...It's like she wants me to fuck him.
Scratch that. Good bye liver, good bye clothes, good bye dignity. Hello awesome weekend
she made sit in a corner, drink nothing but water and told me she was worried about me because i picked up an irish guy at a taxi rank. says the girl who invented tequila night and fucked a guy in a park across the street from a sweet sixteenth.
Make way for the handjob queen! She will grab what she wants, when she wants, and from whomever she wants.
Remind me in the morning that I've now seen a guy do crack. That actually happened. I'm at the wrong party.
I'm having a hard time existing right now. When I figure out how it works ill be over.
He says we're "annoying" but that's an odd word to describe a couple of heroic liquor saiyans
Locals got pissed I was talking to the barmaid. Tried to tell me that they keep all the good beer at "a Soho walkup" Google saved me
Kinda awkward to hear your aunt complain about loose women when you're in town to be a stunt dick for a swingers convention. Just sayin.
Sooo a reasonable response to someone eating my lunch is to set the place on fire right?
we were all too drunk to realize that the cat wasnt yours
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