i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
i got totally wasted at 2pm and cleaned the house bc i was bored. my mom now supports my alcohol problem
You kept referring to your penis as "this guy."
I'm drinking with 3 chicks and 1 gay dude. 100% chance I'm getting laid and 75% chance I'll enjoy it.
You love him. Dinosaurs. Math. Sex.
Even though we had just had to physically take her off of someones lawn she was peeing on when they came outside, she still insisted on walking unassisted the rest of the way home. It was dignity meets shit show.
They're putting plan B in vending machines now. My life just got so much easier.
Yea, I had a chaperone thankfully. I'm in the fetal position attempting to eat captain crunch now.
Are you complaining because you're getting too much sex to find the time to masturbate?
Well, when you say it like that it sounds silly.
It's blow job season.
just when his roommates walked in, we were naked in the kitchen. proceeded to awkwardly pretzel walk back into his room to cover each other (not that they haven't seen me naked plenty of times) and continue to have glorious morning sex. his roomates love me.
Just don't do anything stupid
i did a stupid sorry
Thanks for being my best friend so I can use you as an alibi to my family while I'm out getting some dick in my face.
I walked into your room and you were wearing party beads, a foam finger, and reading the dictionary. Good night?
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