Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
Why does Thanksgiving make hot girls feel disgusting and fat girls feel horny? Its killing my prospects.
i really wish i had a remote for my computer. its all the way on my bed while im across the hall puking my brains out to enya. not cool.
Just saw the hottest 4 garbage men ever. They should make a calendar
I need a leash, or some shame. Maybe.
I have come to realize that my purpose in life is less musical and more as a filter of alcohol into water.
I WAS JUST SITTING HERE BEING SNIFFED BY ODD WOMEN FOR A SOLID 5 MINUTES. My face was a twist of utter fear and confusion...
I vaguely remember taking a yard light, holding it up like the statue of liberty, and all of us at the party chanting the national anthem. What a glorious night
Bought asot tix too. After Saturday I'm gonna be reborn like Jesus and no drugs until edc
I wish you could see all the crumbs in my bra....it looks like Hansel & Gretel got lost in my cleavage.
Do you own a cuff key and know where Karen lives?
I mean...he danced with his dick still inside of me. What more could a girl ask for?
I've had your balls on my face a bunch of times so the least you could do is buy a girl some dinner.
As a paramedic, it's completely unacceptable to black out on a monday. I cant handle 3 dollar shot night.
I learned the hard way a garbage bag will not save you when jumping from a tree at 2am
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