Gte hit a new low, I took a poopnap, passed out mid poop on the toilet.
He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
Oh it's happening. I'm Chugging a beer while sitting next to a 6 year old
Saying we were separated at birth, got on a ship and sailed here via onion barrel from Somalia didn't help our case at all....
If I refrain from fucking my manager, I'm going to reward myself by fucking that guy from the photo department.
All I had with a note saying that my shoes are in the ceiling and good luck.
I would personally love to see the surveillance video of me throwing my stuff inside, peeing on the sidewalk, then crying hysterically when I realized I locked myself out. Again.
i ended up playing naked naked monopoly and hangman with my dealer. i really love my life.
Is he the circus guy or the bi-curious street preacher?
I'm just trying to find the strength to put my bra back on and come inside
Don't worry, I'm sure your thrusting skills are on point.
I have bits of ceiling fan all over now
I re-seduced my fuck buddy...must be the luck of the Irish!
i'm eating chex mix in the shower while texting. i feel accomplished.
I apparently ooze single. The second I left his house after break up sex five of my old booty calls text me
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