5 years of college and never once did they teach us how to respond when you overhear a group of 7th grade boys who are in your class talking about how you're definitely DTF
children are so perceptive these days... and horny
she took her clothes off and my dick went from =====> to =>
note to self..putting cheap vodka in a bottle of grey goose does not make it taste better
i did the 'picked up item' thing from zelda when i jizzed on her face
so you're single again?
yea but it was worth it
Microwave minutes are longer than normal minutes.
girl in front of me at starbucks just ordered 7 shots of espresso in her latte. welcome to finals week
just hooked up with an air force officer in a hotel room paid for by the military. i feel like i should go around thanking taxpayers for the assist.
Need your help. He's locked himself in the bathroom with his bong and his childhood collection of Goosebumps books.
I hope your pay increase has gone through because I might need bail. This is not what I dreamed adulthood would be like.
I'd recommend you leave that level of crazy to the experts. I'd start with an under appreciated soccer mom if I were you.
You know for a guy who frequently jumps into stuff without thinking it through, your can do spirit is lacking on this one
I don't know how a coffee date turned into road head. But hey
Don't put me in that position. I am not qualified to be the responsible adult here.
I'm like the total package- I don't want a relationship and I have daddy issues. What more could he want?
Honestly his girlfriend says she hates me cause she thinks im trying to get him to cheat on her with me...she should hate me cause i already accomplished that.
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