another moral hangover. fuck.
Is it gay to rub my penis between my butt cheeks and pretend that they're tits?
Wow! You need to get laid.
really keith? you showed me your dick and your not gonna text me back
so apparently telling her she could shit easier and therefore lose weight faster wasn't the best arguement for getting anal.
Dude just fell down the stars trying to leave class early, the prof just looks down at him and says"thats what you get"
In the middle of having sex with me, she reminded me that I was supposed to call my mom that morning. My penis has never retracted so quickly.
I left my coke in the bird nest in the bathroom stall last night but I found it nest and all in my purse I love morning suprises
He is nice. Kind of short though. But didn't try to rub his jean cock on me.
Which I appreciated.
there's cocaine on the ipad again........... was your sister here last night?
well smoking weed has become a deal breaker for me so I pretty much use "let's go smoke a blunt" as an icebreaker
I feel like an involuntary Mother Theresa. I DON'T WANT TO BE ABSTINENT!
It's the third day of class and I got told I smell like a distillery.
Emojis can't explain what he felt when that ass dropped
I just put a pill up my vagina. It was little like a quail egg. There is so much happening up there right now.
first he passed out on the toilet...then hugged it and screamed no no no as i tried to pull him out
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