whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
So I don't have any furniture but we just skateboard drunk around the floor.
Shaq going to Cleveland; Vince Carter to the Magic; Michael Jackson, Farrah Fawcett, and Ed McMahon die.... ARMAGEDDON IS UPON US!!!!!
ugh the "ive seen you naked on the internet" look is really getting tiring
just leaving uw hospital. they thought i had franzia-induced appendicitis. whaaaaat
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
I feel I should make it clear.....I'm not stalking you, I'm stalking ur dick. You don't even need to talk when you get here. At 4am I think we'd both prefer that anyway.
there is a dorito bag in my car full of my mouth blood
I just had the weirdest moment. Made eye contact at the bar with a girl who has seen my vagina.
A surplus of mistakes were made and I don't know what 89% of them were.
So apparently it wasn't anything really bad, it's hemorrhoids. Which is the medical word for butthurt. I actually have ass ointment.
I'm not trying to take your husband away from you, but can we have another 3way soon? I'm just desperate for good dick.
Like I didn't gracefully walk into these feelings. No, I fucking stumbled and fell face fucking first.
you were just in my dream and you looked at me and said "Christmas is cold." I think you're wasted even in my dreams.
Hey Girl, we got home safe!
I know, I drove you
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