we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
I cant video chat with you tonight, my parents are home
r u implying that im some kind of v-chat prostitution whore?
This got awkward about two "Oh yeah"s ago.
His friends call him "Gasm".... Im going for it.
I knew we were gonna fuck after she told me she's seen that Porno before
whatever buzz i had immediately ended when i saw her run through a sliding glass door
As long as you're naked and covered in glow paint, I'm there.
Don't think anyone else in the building has a lunchbox full of yay
Hey there's a sandwich in there too!
Nothing says I'll be 22 tomorrow like washing the vomit out of your hair at 4pm
He went to 7/11 first and came back with condoms and a banana "in case we get hungry"
I told my coworker that I'm going to a dinner party and was asked to bring wine and pregnancy tests and he was like.. I miss being 20
We woke up today with 24 donuts, a tie, two jugs of vodka that we traded an extra sandwich for, and a british boy
Wanna buy a dildo with me during your lunch break tomorrow?
I know I'm drunk but why am I receiving this handjob through the pant leg of my shorts..?
If I didn't have booty calls, my apartment would never get clean
Randomize
