Does this mean you'll turn into an Albanian at the next full moon?
for on dont try to tell me you love me after three weeks of talking, for two if you are going to do that stay away from the song lyrics to a very good country song that you happened to ruin by using it, and for three erase my number im fuckin your sister now
awkward like he asked me out for a "rest of the summer make out buddy" thing and I kind of had a female testicle retreat moment
the women in the ladies room did not appreciate my innovation of turning a sink into a urinal
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
I wonder if I could sublet my bathtub to anyone.
His brother just asked him in all seriousness if it would be cool if they became eskimo brother brothers.
How does one go about breaking up with their bf on vacation?
Good, be his mentor. Like a tiny gay Yoda.
She knew the head wasn't all that so she gave me her taco. I'm will in to give her a second chance.
He just texted me a video of him jerking off. He must really be looking forward to the Super Bowl.
I don't think it counts as a booty call at 6:30 pm.
I started my period on international women's day. It's like the world is congratulating me and punishing me for being a woman at the same time
I supernannyed him into submission
I was simply suggesting that you really should try coke bondage sex.
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