yo my bday is less then one week away. hope youve found another annoying candian i can lick dairy products off of. also sorry about your loss
yes, too bad my tears were being wiped away by tits in my face
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
Dude someone is playing the piano in the other room while I shit and it's making it really peaceful
And nobody saved him?? That chick had like three teeth TOPS
In a min. With a stripper at the hospital. Business. Not pleasure.
The worst part was I wasn't conscious enough to move out of the way, I knew i was being puked on but I couldn't move.
Someone just told me I could double date with them and their dog as my date. This is why the suicide rates are so high at the holidays.
I miss college girls! You know how depressing it is to fuck 30 year olds? That's what failure feels like
I wish there was an emoji to express our Eskimo Brothership
Something about the fact that I could do coke off her ass cheeks just speaks to me
I'm trying to arrange "Flawless" to come on as soon as I get up to leave the room after my thesis defense. Bow down bitches indeed.
By the way can you translate "sorry, she played you bruh" to Spanish? Some Hispanic guy who spoke absolutely no English callled me last night and when I tried to tell him he had the wrong number the response was "como? No no no no...." And then click. He was gone
How long do I have to listen to him talk about the chickens before telling him I just really want to fuck? Note: it's already been twelve minutes.
He’s 48, has a Prince Albert piercing and a white Range Rover
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