trsut me youll find me, im the only kanye west here and every1 is chanting dbag at me
You kept shouting "Relax and take notes" every time before you would hit the blunt
I just did the nutritional comparison between 2% milk and Bud Light Lime.. the beer had less calories, less carbs, and less fat. It's not looking good for milk in my life anymore
he said no sex till date three. i said the party was one, mcdonalds two and that i would take him with me to buy cigs for date three.
his mom found me in the closet hiding and the only thing i could think of was to sit there and wave.
NC is no longer selling 190 proof Everclear. We are officially no longer the greatest state.
Fell in the ditch running from the pizza guy I stole the pizza from. If you are still at my house come find me, pretty sure I need stitches.
I started making breakfast to subdue the hangover and last of the shrooms and only got as far as eating a half frozen pierogi out of a dixie cup.
Smoked a Vape in the library status: completed
I don't care how fucking drunk you are, you don't forget wanting to shove a wine bottle up someone's ass.
I have random bruises including my spine and visible bite marks on my neck. Thanksgiving car sex accomplished.
Your stories are the best. I feel like you're a spy among the heteros. It's not fair.
Soooo we should kick it sometime when it's like light outside. Drink outta cups.. Be bitches. 7, 6, 3, 5.. 4, 2, 1... Sschhkiddaellladiieessscchk
This country song on the radio just had a rap break. What. No. Why.
RUDE you're the one missing half a nipple...
IT HEALED AND GREW BACK TO BE A FULL HEALTHY NIPPLE OKAY
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