I think I'm going to go home and read The Bible.
why does hillary duff have a greatest hits album?
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
i seriously just saw a stripper from last weekend walk into the classroom next to me!!
there's chicken and sequins in our bathroom sink. part of me almost wants to know what happened
guess who has a date tonight
look at you growing up, going on dates before she hops into bed
We asked "Is that Andy puking in the bushes, its 7 AM" he looks up and goes "It's okay guys, its 7:30"
do you want me to tag you in the pics from the party?
Hmm. Use your judgment. Bootlicking pics are probably not ok. Otherwise fine.
Dad got stoned the other day and bought us potty training seats for when we have children
By NOT going to the gym, I'm helping my future. I don't want stripping, prostitution, or porn to be viable money making options.
I made out with him in the club and he endorsed me on Linkedin. My networking skills are off the charts.
Ethically, this is the worst thing I've ever done. Financially, however...
I just need to find someone whose kink is financial submission.
Look, his dick is so good at being a dick that it makes me see God. And I don't even believe in God.
My vagina measures dicks. It's accurate to the half inch.
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