Rule #1. Nothing comes between you and fantasy sports. Not even a hot chick willing to give you a blow job
i wanna anger bang this girl behind me at work. she never shuts up with her annoying voice. but her boobs are phenom.
Bad idea. College students cannot afford both alcohol and a cat. Unless said cat is irish, and can feed itself with fifths of whisky.
The last thing I remember was talking about the economic viability of cock ring manufacturing... we had some good ideas
We are probably going to have to use your boobs as currency to get this done
She is crazy, dude. She actually bit me on the gootch.
I found a pair a guys underwear in my purse that has a British flag on it and says and I quote "British beef" what.the.fuck.
.It's like gods test of willpower against vaginal comfort
My dream date: Hotdogs/nachos from the bar & tequila. Is that too much to ask?
Nothing more ironic than raw dogging some random Asian hottie last night and then doing the walk of shame home from her place mixed in with the participants of the AIDS walk
Sitting in a music store. There is a 40 something year old guy in a track suit, with a boner, and playing the ukelelie quite intensely.
thanks for thinking of me.
Tonight was a total waste of a shaved vagina
Juice tastes so weird without alcohol
I have dined. Now I want to get fucked.
This town reeks of teen pregnancy.
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