I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
how do you tell a roommate that having sex on your bottom bunk is not appropriate even if she has a top bunk that's hard to climb to?
after a few more beers I realized that both my wife and I like Latin men.
So many tools at one table, you'd enjoy my italian family
i chipped my tooth tryin to cut thru her pantyhose. that stuff is bulletproof.
mom in a round about way told me to either donate my eggs or become a surrogate bcuz I need money.
Meanwhile I am sitting on the couch with a 32 ounce rum and coke trying to decide if I'm too drunk to go get french fries.
The fairy wings and cowboy hats were not the issue. The bag of cocaine that I held in the air as we drove in the parade might have been.
For her birthday she wants to, " try something different with our butts a funnel and a bottle of whiskey"
I transported a midget tonight. He got beat up by another, midgetier midget. Is it bad that this is what makes me feel compassion after 15 years of being a paramedic?
Midgetier?
Smaller, yet meaner.
I just used cruise control in a 25 zone. When will this hangover end???
You should imdb "mourning wood" to see what I'm doing with my $80,000 English degree today
You should have. Partying with 60 year olds and batman is so much better than partying with bitches our age.
And thanks! There are perks to polyamory. And birthday orgies are one of them
Nothing says hangover like being in the doctors office getting a tampon removed from deep inside
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