dude i just saw the hottest 13 year old but she was kinda ghetto.
To think... Somewhere, too drunk by buckcherry is someone's theme song
I really wanna talk..
if by talk you mean have nasty makeup sex involving marshmellow fluff.. I'm down
She told me that as long as she kept starring at the freckle on her arm she wouldnt throw up
They want me to get them some X for there wedding present. I'm on the way to get it now
The cops said we could pay $250 or spend the night in jail and get 2 free meals. I might pee in mail-boxes more often
I'm at the hospital waiting for my sister to push out her kid. I think I'll roam the halls and shame all the teenage mothers.
And. I know i am a gay man cause when i saw the pic of his cock his feet were in it and i am like what the fuck?
Let's fuck under the stars. And by under the stars I mean in my bed underneath my glow in the dark star stickers.
I'm wearing sunglasses around my house. Douchebag status. The hangover is real.
is it just me or does "lol" kill any sort of vibe while sexting?
He said I was so drunk and high that I had a conversation w/ his goldfish. The video shows me clearly conversing as if talking to a person w/ pauses in conversation and everything
you should come have a drink with me (non alcoholic or otherwise) im at the same bar as your sister and a few guys that would apparently "lick your butthole"-congratulations
He bent me in ways I couldn't imagine.. and im a gymnast.
She asked me to tell her the three words every girl wants to hear so I whispered "I play hockey" in her ear.
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