he rolled over and started playing skeeball on his iphone after we had the best sex yet considering he only lasted 10 seconds last time.. im getting standards.. tomorrow. for now im just going to enjoy the fact i counted over 20 this time.
stuffed animals make me feel really maternal.
So at this point...I'm sure you heard the story about Saturday night
there are seriously like six guinea pigs in my bathtub right now
I can do anything tonight that doesnt involve an erection.
its official: beach shits are the exact same as mountain shits
Exactly. So you're exempt under the "I can't just fuck her to make it go away" clause of 2010.
We invented this drinking game where you pick and random video and drink for every misspelled word in the youtube comments. It did not end well.
Walk of shame. Stopped at an estate sale on the way back to the house. Old lady pulled a condom wrapper of the back of my hoodie. beat that
I love my life sometimes. I do miss being an adult, from time to time, but a little vodka always changes my mind.
I had sex on a dinosaur comforter, tell me that does not define my life.
I was proudly and successfully the first girl ever to get kicked out of a the bar for being too drunk last night. Loving spring break.
You put on a bike helmet, yelled "doesn't matter fuck it" then punched a stick the fire
I never thought my gollum impression would lead to me getting laid.
Huzzah!
Dude, you spit in your shirt pocket saying "I'm saving it for later" then dove head first into the pyramid of beer cans we set up.
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