I think, one-on-one, Paul Rudd could be very threatening in like a REALLY good way.
He IMed me 5 times, before my homepage even loaded. This is not gonna work out for me
we watched a tutorial on how to do guidette makeup
once the "do it" chant starts, any shot at an even remotely dignified party experience is dead.
The night started going down hill when she shot the cashier in the face with the confetti gun we bought at 711.
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
Wake your sexy ass up. It's donut time.
My serious response to your Cathy tattoo inquiry- Do you ever want to get laid by someone not wearing a Blossom style bucket hat? Tattoo accordingly.
Dude my pants were only on for 20 minutes after she got there.
That's 30 minutes too many.
I thought it was improvement but then i realized sex isn't an emotion and I hate everyone
I don't know what part of my sober brain thought it was a good idea to get stoned when I can barely walk with crutches as it is, but that part is stupid.
I got laid two nights in a row
And none for Gretchen Wieners...
If you hear death cries, thats me singing. Just let me be.
Whenever I have a bad day I just look at the negetive pregnancy test I keep in my purse and remind myself things could be alot worse.
test was negative. but nancy drew has yet to solve the case of the missing period.
Randomize
