Would we rather be in rehab with the drug addicts or the girls with low self esteem?
I walked into his room and he was naked with a half eaten pecan pie and a bottle of wine.
Is it ironic that the girl with the horse face is also on the equestrian team?
let's just say if he has a penis and he hypothetically needs to put it somewhere... i would take care of that for him.
I had to keep telling myself 'you can't be mad at him because you peed on him'
I puked in a solo cup and then offered it to him. So yeah, it was a rough night.
Sex in the corn maze.....not as good as advertised.
My neck kind of hurts. I think from sleeping on the concrete.
I think having a vagina should be considered a skill, give me a break.
Out of control sex drive for a girl? I just masturbated in the bathroom at my in-laws house before dinner....
I don't know man, I have to ask my girlfriend if I can borrow my balls from her purse.
And I'm only telling you that because I really wanted to use 'my boyfriend' and 'dick biscuit' in the same sentence.
Where does drinking Flat, warm beer from two days ago rank of the No Fucks Given scale?
i only got to wear my halloween costume for an half hour before it got taken off.
Must lick fork, like it's a DICK
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