umm..so Dad's wearing a thong, I don't know what to do
put a dollar in it?
Billy Mays is dead, Vince Schlomi is in jail, who's going to sell me useful gadgets at ridiculously low prices now?!
You better have your party panties on Saturday!
Why only Saturday?
Well I have an AA meeting Sat morning so I'm going to try to take it easy Fri.
Don't EVER smell your tampon
i think there mostly mad about the fact it was 6 pm not the fact i blew a .255
full cup flip cup was not exactly the reason I wanted to tell the cops when I was sleeping on the curb
On an unrelated side note: I shall now attempt to crawl to the bathroom. Where I will lay motionless on the cold ceramic bathtub with hot water pouring over my shivering body as I desperately try not to vomit. Good day.
Ok if you are accepting my apology, please continue to ignore me. If you are not, please fill out the brief survey that follows, to help me improve my people relations: a) your a bitch please leave me alone b)your crazy pls leave me alone c) I never cared ab u please leave me alone. D) all of the above e) all of the above but I wouldn't mind still fucking u. F) who are you again? Your answer will not b shared and will b used in accord. With the law. TY
well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
Yeah, first time I've shit my pants in my twenties... I'm thinking about putting it on my Facebook timeline
It's a sad day when you're not really phased by the McChicken video only because you've seen weirder porn.
You're the only person I know who would go to New Jersey to give a blowjob and I have so much respect for you for it
I need to hurry up and get over my feelings for him so next year's tipsy reunion sex won't be clouded by emotions.
why did you kick open the doors at church screaming whos ready to party?
He ate me out on the front lawn of the post office. The people in the office across the road definitely got a show!
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