Do you still have your period?
i fucked her mom dude
there's something to tell the kids
the owner gave me a free bottle of vodka and a 12pack of red bull if i agreed to leave. my drunken antics are finally paying off.
I know eh? If a man wants to pay 7 bucks to see some boobies he should be allowed to do so in peace.
just went to my meeting with last nights make up still on, not wearing a bra, and the 14 shot tallies still on my wrist.. My advisor's questions should be answered as to why I'm not in my major yet.
By the end of the cruise, there was literally nothing in our room he hadn't peed on.
He's almost as awesome as vicodin.
Can i tell him you said that? Cuz i know that means a lot coming from you
Tonight was the second time that I've pretended like English was my 2nd language to avoid conversation w a creeper.
Mom just sent me an email. The subject line is "How to avoid a urinary tract infection"
LET IT GO MOM
I'm home now if you wanna come over.
Sloane just tried to lick my eyeball. I'm going to regain my composure then I'll be there.
New vibrator arrived today.
How was it?
Who are these wee mortals we call men?
I banged a guy named Robbie last night and in the middle of sex he begged me to scream santos. I'm pretty sure I just screwed a dude with multiple personalities.
Thinking about licking your asshole. And hugs and stuff too I guess.
you're welcome to come here, except my beds from ikea so it's more unstable than i am
I want to ride his face like a jet ski
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