David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
He told me i was the nicest person he's ever arrested for DUI
is it just my freshly shaved vagina or is the guy at the end of the table pretty cute??
this is the second time this week i got a blowjob from a crying girl.
he turned two sober chicks into 7 drunken girls...he's my hero
Two girls just making out in the elevator. Didn't stop when the doors opened. Part of me didnt mind, but part did. Bc I wanted to get on the elevator without it getting awkward. Am I gay?
She scratched my sunburn during sex. I didn't know whether to cry or cum
If we can only get laid once in a blue moon, apparently this will be our month.
It's one of those things you just need to see in person at least once in your life. Like Niagara falls or some shit. His ass is the Niagara falls of asses
I had to help him get his zipper down in front of his dad so he could pee in the bushes. That Is what moonshine does to you.
I should come with a disclaimer that reads "bad at relationships and defensive when confronted about it"
or maybe "WARNING: picks fights when bored"
Moral of the story: I had sex to Back to the Future last night.
We broke into the kitchen, stole cooking aprons, and wore them on the dance floor.
He went down on me for like 30 min and honestly half the time I thought about those videos where people can smash watermelons with their legs and I just wanted to do that to his skull
I just asked Geoff what he is going to do because Hester left he said he was going to have gay sex with America.
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