your life is more of a joke than dina lohan.
if you\'re going to compare me please pick the classy one. Michael Lohan.
Upon hearing of his newfound access to every orifice... even ones he just made up... the Grinch's penis grew three sizes that day.
He just "revenge puked" on her kid. I think we'll be leaving soon.
Dude she was 62...with a boob job. And I'm proud to say I made out with that.
No that means he must've used the nipple clamps
You just kept holding your breath for a really long time and calling it lung excersizes.
Don't bother coming over to clean the mess. I already paid two kids 5 bucks for it, just didn't tell them you peed all over the place. You do owe me 5 bucks though
The only thing I remember is doing a toddlers and tiaras dance routine onstage. I fucking CURTSIED.
OMG stop. Pretty feet? Sparkle baby!
She stumbled into class and Google image searched nipple piercings for the entire 75 minutes
The other day I was really high and I felt like my words were coming out of my mouth in flowers...I don't know.
who is the naked dude on the coffee table
thats jeff, jeff is nice so don't be rude
My boss doesn't know what jello shots are. I've lost faith in this company.
He's a 30 yr old man who voluntarily goes by Stevie and his job title is "Jumbotron Operator". There's a 97.5% chance he lives in his mom's basement. STOP THIS NOW!!!
He fucked me while wearing his night time breathing machine mask. Does this mean I joined the dark side and he is Darth Vader?
While we were doing it he looked up at me and said "Does your husband fuck you this good?" Talk about a mood killer....
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