I told him I'd give him a BJ if he admited Hanson was good.
my shit smells like andre
I've been watching anime, masturbating and eating nutella for three days. I hope she never comes back.
The National Anthem was on so I had to have a beer
He's really hot. I think he's gonna be my reason to shave this winter.
bark. im thoroughly looking forward to kegs and eggs. next weekend should be pancakes and pinnical, then cereal and seagrams and then whiskey and waffles.
Just whatever you do please don't lick his face again.
I'm pretty sure I have a cold now from having sex on the hood of my car in the rain. Worth it? Absolutely.
when was she peeing in the stairwell? why dont i remember this?
....because generally we only remember 40% of the night each, and have to fill eachother in. And that still leaves 20% that we will never know and its probably for the best
If he thinks that that is an acceptable way to ask me out he is out his goddamn ginger mindddddd.
Possibly having a threesome with my ex boyfriend and his current girlfriend was great closure on that subject
Two really nice girls helped clean the taco out of my hair.
SO DRUNK
PUKED IN DRIVEWAY
TELL PARENTS SORRY
It's not Christmas until you get a photo from an ex wearing a Santa hat and red boxers... And then you just respond with, "nope."
my very deepest apologies for the unintentional cock block.
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