Dude you spent the last hour of the night in the bathroom crying, asking someone why you will never be as smart as Mr.Feeney from boy meets world.
Just discovered Kim Possible porn. Life is now complete.
Just saw a motorized bathtub. I think this college thing is gonna work out.
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He literally had a note from his doctor saying he wasn't allowed to finger me for a week
You have to figure out where to put this turtle dude
And I don't know what it is about weed making me want every episode of the real housewives of everywhere
You screamed "there will be blood" and punched some random guy in the face. So no, we can't go back to that bar.
I've been watching porn with my cat lately. No shame
And at the semi-adult age of 25 I have shit my pants. Not even drunk, just really late to work. Is this real life?
I need to immerse myself in a tub of peroxide to kill whatever traces of him are on me.
I got her number but I don't think I'll be able to smash, I was pretending to be British AND I forgot her name
Just broke into the basement of my house via my american red cross blood donor card. I officially save lives
If I say I hate myself for it does it make it any better?
Sorry. Im too sleepy to penis.
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