So guy #2, the dancer, is programmed into my phone under the name H.uy. His number- 11 digits. I should have stopped drinking.
it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
to cover up your slurred speech you tried talking like the creepy old man from family guy
I wiped a tear off her cheek with my boner. It cheered her up
sperm doesn't mix with malibu too well
We had break up sex twice. He said one was cause he had to say goodbye to both tits.
CONGRATS VODKA, YOU WON RHIS TIME..
"Don't get as drunk as I was on my birthday" has been upgraded from a goal for Friday night to a goal for my life in general.
i love all of you. Physical. Emotional. Mental. All of it. When we speak i feel like a feather or a dragon depending on the conversation ...
Never visiting again. You guys drink like immortals
I just got a reminder alert on my phone for an event I titled "Bradley getting stupid high with me in bed." I assume we planned this during the party. I'm down if you are.
Just to prove a point, she called and ordered a pizza 10 min before she ordered the blow and it still got here first. I may never leave LA.
I told you!!! And that is why he's the drug dealer to the stars.
Im hitting on this chick at a stoplight when all the sudden. i notice this chick blowing some dude in the backseat.
Oh. I'm probably going to just get a viagra and ruin your life.
Yeah it got awkward when the two guys we were playing beer pong against realized that I'd hooked up with both of them. Their teamwork declined after that.
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