Dude i just saw JT leaving the hospital. He drove there to get fluids because he was too drunk, so they hooked him up to an IV so he didn't get alcohol poisoning. Did I mention he drove there? Oh yea and our roommates in the hospital with alcohol poisoning, she just puked up coal. So many ppl are here, it's like a hospital party, I love spring quarter!
i woke up in his bed, he had my shirt on
and high school musical 3 was playing on his lap top
everyone has their kryptonite. mine just happens to be 18 year old blonde girls.
I'm starting to think The only feelings I have anymore are drunk and hung over
you can't hurt those
You actually went to class. Im eating dry cereal naked and watching bring it on.
all of the sudden, the other guy at the bar who was celebrating his birthday got a super inspired look on his face and then screamed at me ''our parents fucked on the same day!''
Sexual tension squid is drowning in the sexual tension
I wonder when walk of shame thursdays in the rain will finally make me stop drinking.
Nothing quite like pre-gaming the Kentucky Derby with adderall and adderall. I'm fairly confident I could outrun all of these fucking horses in a foot race right now.
I know everybody has skeletons in their closet but why are all of mine so slutty?
Dude, I passed out on the side walk, lost my phone and shirt, and walked 12 miles home after I disappeared from the club
If my mom's not going to offer me drugs then it's really pointless for me to be here.
I HAVE A TEST I'M SORRY YOUR UN SUCKED DICK ISN'T MY FIRST CONCERN
God help them if any millennials are in the vicinity. Rent is too high and we no longer fear death
You wouldn't eat with utensils. You insisted on making your own spoon out of a bendy straw and staples while singing "I'm a survivor" by Destiny's Child.
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