If penises could fly, my ass would totally be an airport.
So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
Just witnessed a fat girl fall off the treadmill, pop a medicine ball, and drink coke out of a water bottle all in one workout.
Just showed mom and dad the pics from San Francisco, while i played the Full House theme song in the background.
I'm sorry for what I said earlier...your vagina wouldn't look funny If you had a kid.
I saw the video from Saturday. So, how much did I drink for me to think I was a duck and strip my clothes?
well in DOG beers, i've only had one
You know your high, when your chugging applesauce out of the jar with no utensils.
I'm just gonna get real fat and join the circus.
SEXX, SEXX, SEXX,SEXX,SEX SEX SEXXXXXXX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEXSEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEX.\nimagine that to the can can song. also come to my house. theres a dance routine.
Ok I've processed it. Who the fuck makes out drunk in a parking lot in a backseat with the windows down in the middle of the day?!?!
I hope you get some kind or rare disease that makes your dick ties itself in a knot for fucking her you lucky bastard.
After we'd both come, we started writing a book about dragons. Woke up this morning to a full English breakfast. Can't thank you enough for introducing us
How high?! We watched paid programming for 45 minutes before we realized it wasn't just a long commercial. So pretty high. The Bionic fish finder looks promising, though.
Lets get a boat first.
It was like he was 23 all over again. Madness. I. was. so. scared.
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