id be glad to
Sometimes I think its so cool that a dick that has been inside kate moss has also been inside me. So exciting.
Plan A DEFINITELY worked... Go with me to get Plan B??
I know its small, but please -- stop calling it my "weenis".
From inside my college history class i see him waving his arms while holding a beer bong trying to get my attention
there needs to be a build-a-bong store...
No vaginas are yucky and I don't think you're old enough to handle one yet
I think he thought he was a gentleman because he bought me the most expensive plan b at cvs
I just had the stunning realization that I lost my virginity in a bunk bed.
There is a BIG difference between doing coke and getting peed on and getting peed on FOR coke
he had shaved armpits. I repeat: HE SHAVED. HIS. ARMPITS! First hookup of 2014 and it's with a weirdo. Alcohol:1 Me:0
When we missed a fist bump and simultaneously did the Rocket Power handshake I knew I was going to blow him.
I wish I could be the kind of drunk Bobbi is... She stumbles around outside at 4am with a broken high heel and babbling about rainbows and getting dick...
When he said he lived in a closet I thought he meant his room was really small or something... But he actually has a queen size mattress on the floor of his roomates walk-in closet.
Upon further investigation my nipples are bruised and I have teeth marks all over.
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