It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
I just had to have my mom look at my penis to figure out what it was. How do you think my day is going?
I cannot believe you needed a note to remind yourself to ask me about the fourteen sleeping Mexicans.
It was cool in an 'oh shit I'm gonna get arrested' way.
I'm confused are we getting high or did someone actually die?
If the world ends now I want you to know I was on my favorite toilet fighting the good fight.
Just saw a couple chasing each other on lawn mowers. Oh South Knoxville.
I bought a vibrating wall dildo with my tax return. You?
we got cupcakes after we fucked. gives a whole new meaning to sugar daddy
So basically he is jobless, a potential serial killer, and has poor taste in music? We simply don't have time for that.
After last night I never want to be in the back of a cop car again. No leg room.
Dreamt I had my own personal vibrator rep, who made house calls. I earned an upgrade to an electric model, since I was burning through batteries. That's it. Time for a bf.
No dude shes like 5 feet tall and maybe 100 pounds... Normally i wouldnt be scared but someone gave her a bat. Thats why im in the bathroom
I am certain that you would be a mere freckle on the behemoth of slutty that has taken place at this complex.
Do you know who these girls are? They're baking a cake, making chicken enchiladas, and bringing me beer everytime I finish one.
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