so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
She has 260 profile pics. In 260 she's ugly and in 255, she's making the peace sign with her hands...
Apparently I confessed my love for him last night. Also, my love for cash4gold commercials.
I come back upstairs and she's leaning over sink full of vomit saying 'oh my god it's the chili'
Was having a panic attack, but I'm out of xanax. Substituting with vodka shots and breathing exercises. My therapist will be proud, yes?
Nothing says I'll be 22 tomorrow like washing the vomit out of your hair at 4pm
I awoke this morning alone and naked in my bed I forecast my date later not going so well because I have three giant hickies on my neck there is a note next to my bed that looks a 3rd grader wrote it on my college acceptance letter
Maybe don't sell him so much adderall next time. The other day during finals he was convinced that he could see the "molecules of life in the air" and kept reaching up slowly to grab them.
...I think I just watched a boy make a sandwich seductively. What.
one more hour of this work bullshit and I'm off to get high with your cat.
I told the American that we should start banging in Canada incase I get hurt and have to go to the hospital.. is that rude to say?
just bought safety googles to wear so he can cum on my face and not in my eye. SAFETY FIRST!
After this weekend, all I can think about is bald eagles flying in front of fireworks and giving birth to fucking uncle sam. Also, beer.
I once left mine in my bra and I forgot and I didn't notice it was there until it vibrated.
hey sweets how's ur crotch today?
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