So she couldn't stop dragging her teeth while she was blowing me.
Ahh dude, that fucking sucks, what'd you do about it?
Decided to drag my teeth while eating her out... She got the point.
maddie and i have invented a community puke bowl. explanation later
her and i fucked to a michael jackson song and she had it memorized so she squealed every time he did
I woke up with a black eye, bruised knuckles, wearing women's clothing, in a house I did not recognize, next to a solid 9. Thank you for making 21 special.
I'm wearing a cape at the laundromat. I really can't say shit
Hey do you eat chocolate chip pancakes with bacon in?
DO NOT MAIL ME A PANCAKE
Also, making a white Russian with butterscotch schnapps instead of vodka is probably the best decision I've made in my entire college career.
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
I feel like my map app knows I'm hungover and is strategically not driving me by fast food places so I cannot stop
He made me put my cow print vest and my cowboy hat from my ' sheriff woody' costume and said I'll show you a woody. What I charmer huh!? I love make up sex
Feels like I ran a marathon last night. A tequila marathon.
We watched playoff games and fucked so we could both see the TV. I've now found true love.
I really love you gals. I'm sorry again. I'm just super protective of my poutine
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
Jesus christos I come home and am treated like my vagina is made of gold
Either that or it dispenses candy
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