so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
i don't want you to think of me as your TA
Just saw a denim jacket with the phrase christian cowboy...ridin with the lord under a picture of a cowboy in a sunset. I'm def in mississippi.
All I know is that if a letter starts with "I'm aware you jerked off in the bathroom last night," I don't want to finish reading it.
Your "OraGel will numb anything" theory was the worst thing I ever believed in.
For the first time ever I'll be using my lunch break to pass out cold on my desk. We've gotta stop having these late night drinking things on Sundays
How could I forget your birthday? I have an alarm in my phone to ask you for sex that day.
As my straight cousin I need you to answer a question. Are the Astros a baseball team, and if so, are they good? This is flirting related and time-sensitive.
He's easy on the eyes, light on his feet, and rough in bed...what more could a girl ask for in a rebound?
I went to her house she had a kid pool in her living room watching the vacation channel drinking rum out of the bottle saying" life is what you make it. Mines a vacation!!!"
Only you can make me eat tacos in your car, while naked, on a dead end road in a ditch on a Thursday night.
HEY. NO. THIS IS ABOUT YOU RIGHT NOW. YOUR COCK, MY MOUTH, THATS IT.
I'm getting "congrats on your engagement" shots. I need to get engaged more often!
please tell me he didn't just scream 'i am the yiff lord' at the cops
No. I'm home alone and 100% dickless. I hate my life.
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