Me too!
he's 24. he finally texted me instead of using facebook chat. baby steps.
Should I have kids to fix a relationship??
I got drunk and threw up on a kid at the amusement park. I think they're pressing charges.
Sometimes to bang a cougar u gotta play wii With her kids
I literally might walk of shame home on a cable car. If that doesn't scream San Francisco I don't know what does
you don't know what its like to have your bartender tell you that you owe him beer money infront of your mother at 3pm on a tuesday
Two options. One, you listen while I freak out. Two, we have mediocre to awesome car sex and don't talk. Either way, I'll be there by 7
Did you know they have a bouncer at Applebee's because I did not
Have you had sex with a man from New Zealand? No? Then your input is invalid.
There is a video of you making out with him, flipping off the camera, and holding the plastic flamigo that you had just stolen out of a yard
Drunk him got in a fight with his wife he literally bought a plane ticket and flew to Hawaii. He just called me and asked why I let it happen. From Hawaii hahaha.
He and I tag each other in memes all day. You could say it's getting pretty serious.
I just had a visual of u banging and screaming at him at the same time.
he invited me over. we listened to jazz, smoked weed, then cerebrally fucked each other over a three hour game of chess
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