Yeah, getting the HI-fiVe would really put a damper on my whoring around.
I don't know if it's her mysterious past or atrocious grammar, but I think I'm in love.
his personality makes his face look like an asshole.
i was sitting in the back seat of her car with her boyfriend while she was driving. it was pretty awkward, but i dont think "so my dick's been in your girl's mouth too" was a good ice breaker
He said we were driving the golf cart through the woods screaming 'iceroad truckers' for four hours in the dark
i slept with her, drove her to her sisters house to babysit, and then drove around the block where i met her sister and had sex with her in my van. I'm family Friendly!
i lost virginity while listening to candy shop. something in my life has finally gone right.
One of my other friends found me and the dog in the back seat of this one guy's car....I don't even know
I'm doing lines by myself in the kitchen. I think your outside. yeah that's you. your naked.
For future reference "bring our litter sisters on our date day" is not such a good idea
Id have to say flaming beer pong was a royal success.
Omg. The news was on TV while I was giving him a bj...when the weatherman said its a beautiful start to December, he groaned and said it sure is.
Unless you can blow me and bake me a pie at the same time, im not impressed.
Sorry. My phone died in the middle of you explaining why we would never work as a couple. Whatever you were gonna say, I probably agree.
New one isn't as good asmy ex. She won't put her tongue up my butt
Peter this is your "ex"
I stand by what i said
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