Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
Can one do a walk of shame from one's own hotel? Considering I just barfed in a planter down town in from of a bunch of business men in suits on my way to a work breakfast on a Wednesday morning, I am gonna just go with yes.
legit been throwing up since 7am. told my parents the two bowls of puke in my dorm were soup
I have a drinking game planned. Were gunna watch empire records. Everytime they say rex manning we have to take a shot
The last thing I remember is stabbing him with his diabetes medicine
I'm trying on my bridesmaid dress so that I can determine what will need to be done to achieve getting fucked while wearing it.
Minus the pink eye. Do I look fuckable tonight?
Dude you couldnt even talk, you just kept hiccuping and slamming your head on the wall.
You coulda licked the floor this morning and got drunk.
He thought my hair would soak it up. I HAD TO CUT IT OFF.
If your gig isn't over in 30 minutes I am coming on that stage to come on your dick.
I just got woken up by that guy wearing a Krispy Kreme hat giving out donuts
raging hangover at work with a lunchable dreaming of the sex ill never have. my life is perfect.
i out mim tonsoeep
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