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We have a drunk bartender with her nips a quarter inch from bein out buying us shots. GET HERE.
You just said the magic words
Well when you're drinking tequila mixed with water out of a steve Austin cup I really don't think acquiring a straw is your main priority
Hypothetical question: If a guy wanted to watch you fuck me, would you be willing to take a long lunch break on Wednesday?
So I've gone into the break room to heat up a styrofoam cup 8 times over the course of 4 hours.. that desperate to see him. Now I have a broken heart AND cancer.
When's a good time to tell your boyfriend you've slept with his ex girlfriend?
We aren't really supposed to respect our bodies til our mid twenties.
Tommarow we shall sacrifice the freshmen to the sun god
Drunk texting with my high school teacher. This hurricane is bringing out the best in everyone!
i made the walk of shame wearing her booty shorts that said juicy on the back. i'm still counting it as a good night
Antibacterial soap and prayers does not for spermicide make
I was a little curious what "unspeakable" things he could possibly do to my feet
Came out of blackout state to the curtains torn down & the headboard laid on top of him. & yes he was still breathing
It's a Saturday night and I am in bed with two cats, a bottle of Riesling, and I'm masturbating to Iron Man. I'm great at being 21.
she was all excited about us being eskimo sisters and then i was just like "alyssa i've literally been inside of you" and she got even more excited
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