I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
So I just went to student health services and on my way in there was a girl outside on her phone saying "I just dont want you to be angry" and on my way out she was saying "I have the side effects sheet right here" Someone started the semester off classy
Honestly, I don't care whether it was a guy or a girl. Best blowjob ever.
Now there are two cop cars. If I go to jail I just would like to thank you for making me wear boxers.
How many ice cream sandwiches is an acceptable meal replacement?
2.5
Why do i even want him? It's like his dick is a trophy and I need to put it on my wall of shame.
It's raining beautiful colors and I don't know what the fuck is going on
He's bought his dick a cell phone. A cell phone. For his dick...
He gave me the number and told me that I if I want to hook up again, I have to call his penis.
Exactly. Stay back and unsubscribe from her
How would your parents feel if we installed a sex swing?
This is classic penis vs brain.
Kellie accidentally ran into the car with two teenagers making out. made a big thud. there was a loud scream and she was gone...haven't seen her since
i need to stop meeting underage girls and letting them into the bar. i mean yea its a surefire way to get laid without having to tell them I'm 26 but i feel like as a bouncer I'm focusing on all the wrong things
He snapchated me a photo of his penis with the caption "it needs a home".
Can I borrow your pants?
WTH?
Just come to the men’s room and help me. The blonde bartender figured out I’m married. Rachel will definitely notice if come home pantsless
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