Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
He said if I blew him first he'd last longer....if 3 minutes is lasting longer, I'm not sure the bj was worth it
Please stop sending me picture messages of your shit. Seriously. I don't care if it looks like popcorn chicken.
Ok so the guy below me is either having sex very loudly or is very lonely
Her best friend sent her a random hate text and the song they played at her father's funeral came on the radio. I just got cock blocked by the universe
He doesn't like you, he likes u not having a gag relfex
All I remember is running out of the bathroom with one shoe on and the other in my hand. Pretty sure I was yelling as well.
She made me be the little spoon then she pretended to be a jet pack for an hour straight
I may or may not have shit out a layer of my liver after that weekend.
No, no. The rest of his everything inspires me to put his dick in my mouth
The doctor that gave me my std test is trying to hook me up with her daughter lol
Over 50% of the drunkest nights I have ever had began with me saying "I'll just drink my dinner" to you.
we got her to the bathroom intime. all she could say was 'now my bladder is empty just like my soul'
I don't need my coworkers thinking I'm a nutcase.
You gift wrapped a tampon.
Literally the fucking master of salvaging the possibility of a blow job whilst also crushing somebody's dreams.
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