Do you know that poor pathetic girl that we should be friends with
p.s. you have a small clit
YOU ARE THE MOST AWKWARD PERSON ALIVE.
Apparently 151 is to me what spinach is to popeye.
that would combine my 3 fave things. christmas funfetti and paul simon
I'm pre-party power houring. It's so catchy I couldn't not do it
Woke up next to my bed in a pile of skittles, sleeping on a pair of sweatpants. I can't believe the girl didn't stick around..
She called him at 5 AM so that he'd be ready for her birthday breakfast and drinks at 6. This is why people don't need to wait until their 21st to have their first drink.
And by sexy pictures I mean pictures of my penis in strange places. I rock out with my cock out.
.......The other day I peed on him in the shower....he was trying to touch my boobs and I wanted my space.
after giving head I just always feel like I need like. ice cream. as both a means of getting the lingering sperm out of my mouth, and a congratulations.
We fucked on a kid's slide, my vagina is singing praises of being used
I wound up running down the street in 12 degree weather in just my bra and then fell asleep cuddling my bottle. You tell me how last night went.
I just need some of your time and all of your body.
Tequila should only be paired with the finest of dick
Passed out in someones front yard last night. Got woke u?p by a lady walking her dog at 6am. Rock bottom.
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