btw, but what hole was i in last night? wanna know if i have to worry
i had confetti in my bra
i still find it in random places like a shoe or my car. that week haunts me
I apparently spent $173 at the bar last night. The proof is in the vomit on my pillow and the receipt I tried to clean it up with.
He took a shot, then proceeded to puke into the bucket he was iceing his broken foot in
He got thrown out for leaning over the bar topless and pouring himself some beer while singing the james bond song
Nah nah nah the rules are different on st patty day, drink beer or die. It's like the hunger games but blurrier
he threw up in a solo cup, then washed it out and used it to play flip cup. Im not sure if thats resourceful or disgusting.
Running across campus through Hurricane Sandy while hammered and in a slutty cowgirl costume obviously should be top priority tonight
I see your walk of shame and raise you a day in jail wearing a girls old workout clothes.
we came into the house to find you doing shots by your self and when we told you to stop you locked yourself in the bathroom...
did I at least say anything...
you meowed at us and said you're a cat and cats drink for a living
The only difference between us and a pack of 14 year old girls is substance abuse
Not too bad but came home early cuz business was shut down due to an employee sexually harrassing the inspector
Good luck getting that all cat food off in the shower dumbass
I signed the divorce papers. Can I get a blowjob now?
so i went over to her house and we played crash bandicoot, ate calzones, and had sex all day. im in love.
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